Action Jokes

Two dogs at a vet

Two dogs at a vet:
- Why did they bring you here? Asks one of them.
- My master takes away my meal, so I bite her right? Now she wants to make me a lethal injection. You, what are you here for?
- My lady got out naked from the bath that turned me on, so I jumped on her and fucked her.
- So you’re here for a lethal injection too?
- No, I’m here for my manicure.

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