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Sex with medic

A young lady sleeps with the medic. When she finds that she is pregnant it is too late. The doctor doesn’t want his wife to find out, so when his truelove has to beget, the priest comes with the prostate inflated and a very big pain. The medic decides to operate him immediately. Suddenly, an idea strikes him.
When the priest wakes up, the doctor says to him:
- Father, it’s a miracle! You didn’t have the prostate inflated, but a child!
The priest, believing in Gods powers takes the child home and takes care of him. When the child is 17 years old, he decides to tell him the truth:
- Son, I want you to know that I am not your father!
- What? You’re not my father?
- No! I’m your mother. The archbishop is you father.

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