Action Jokes

Jesus makes 20

Jesus makes 20 and God wants to make him a present. He reminds that his son never had a sexual relation and gives him the best whore he could find. Jesus goes with here in a room:
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Terrible sounds come from that room. God goes in to see what’s happening and sees the girl crying and asks:
- Son, what did you do to her?
- Nothing bad daddy, I saw she has a wound between her legs and...
- AND!?!?
- And, I cured it!

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