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God gets in a vacation

God tired from all the hard work and wants to go somewhere in a vacation.
- Go to Mercury, says Saint Peter.
- No, it’s too hot there.
- Than Pluto.
- No, there is too cold.
- How about Earth?
- No, these guys are too telltales. I was 200 years ago and I fucked a nice young girl... and from that time they talk about me...

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