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A woman was angry that her husband was making sex with her only with the light off. Decided to get rid of her husband’s custom, one night, when they were making sex she turns the light on and surprises her husband with a cucumber in his hands.
- That’s what you fucked me with in the last 10 years?
- Honey, let me explain...
- What to explain, you traitor! You impotent!
- By the way about treachery, do explain to me what’s with the two kids we have!
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