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A guy lost his dick

A guy lost his dick in an accident. He goes to the doctor to try and do something. The doctor says:
- We don’t stay too good with the donation. All we have is a proboscis from a baby elephant.
So he does the operation. After a month the patient comes back for a checkup. It grow a little, the wife was satisfied. Next month the same thing. The third month the man says to the doctor:
- Doctor, I have a little problem. It grow so much that I wipe the streets with it. This is not a problem but when I go to the free trade zone she steal apples from the stalls and sticks them into my ass.

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