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A parliamentary goes to the restaurant and asks a turtle. The cook comes with the turtle and says to him that he can’t cut her head off because she keeps it in. The parliamentary replies:
- Stick a finger in her ass!
The cook sticks a finger in the turtle’s ass and the turtle gets her head out.
- How did you know that?
- Well, that’s how I do knob to my necktie!
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