Action Jokes

The clock

A woman talks to her friends:
- One day I went to a girl party and said to my husband that I will be back at 00:00. The party was cool, and all that but the time passed and it was already 3 o'clock so I went home. When I get in the clock starts screaming “Cucu-Cucu-Cucu!” so thinking that my husband will hear it I started singing “Cucu” 9 more times. Next day my husband asks me:
- What hour did you came back home last night?
- At 00:00!
- Oh! Ok. We must buy another clock.
- Why?
- Because this one sings at night “Cucu” 3 times after that he said “Fuck!”, he singed 4 more time, he started laughing, he singed 5 more times and farted.

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