Action Jokes

Let there be football

On the seventh day, God said:
- Let there be football. And it was good. Later on that day, God said:
- Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence. With that, he plucked a star from the heavens and placed on the helmet of silver and blue. God said:
- Let it be called the Dallas Cowboys. Later that day, God said:
- Even Cowboys need jerks. So he made their fans.

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